Day 5

Dear Diary,

No nudes yet. I think <cough><cough> I’m coming down with something.

Provisions getting low, not sure how much longer I can ration what’s left. I may starve.

I should put some pants on and go to the store.

Author: Ken Gack

Ken did spend much of the apocalypse not wearing pants, however the CDC strongly frowned upon this practice in public