Day 32
Dear Diary,
Things are going from apocalypsey to worse! Very grim story in the New York Post today – I think we are all doomed!
“This load of toilet paper got wiped out.”
April 1, 2020
This load of toilet paper got wiped out.
A tractor-trailer hauling a shipment of the hot coronavirus commodity crashed near Dallas early on Wednesday and caught fire, singeing thousands of rolls and spilling the rest all over an interstate, officials said.
The load of commercial toilet paper, typically used in stores, restaurants and other businesses, “burned extensively,” according to Dallas TV station WFAA.
The driver and his dog were not injured.
Traffic on Interstate 20 near Interstate 45 in Hutchins was snarled for hours because of the blaze, the Texas Department of Transportation said.
Demand for toilet paper has skyrocketed amid the coronavirus pandemic and lockdowns in effect across the nation.
Author: Ken Gack
Knowing what it is like to step out to the outhouse and use the Sears catalog to finish the job, Ken wipes for the future of humanity.
WEEPS! Ken WEEPS for the future!
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