Day 21
Dear Diary,
Stick Girlfriend and I got into a huge fight this morning.
She loaded the toilet paper with the roll under like a savage. I told her she was a psychopath and changed the roll to over. She called me petty, stuck her tongue out at me and changed it back.
I told her to take that back or I wouldn’t sketch her any toilet paper at all. She said she wouldn’t get naked for me anymore. I said I would just not sketch her any clothes.
Stick Girlfriend now giving me the silent treatment.
Sketched the toilet paper roll to under again.
“I told her to take that back or I wouldn’t sketch her any toilet paper at all. She said she wouldn’t get naked for me anymore…..”
* APOCALYPSE UPDATE *
The CDC reports that hoarding toilet paper defeats the Apocalypse Virus..
Author: Ken Gack
Ken never really understood the whole toilet paper hoarding thing until he found (created) this informative video!
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