Day 69

Dear Diary,

Crap! Crap! Craaap!

Guys, Stick Girlfriend just caught me browsing Pornhub!

For a few hours.

I told her it was purely academic research. For my journaling. And naked Stick Women sketching. 

Stick Woman, Stick Woman sketching.

If she asks, that’s our story, right guys?

RIGHT???

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

I don’t think she bought our story, guys. She just stormed off and slammed my sketchbook closed.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE UPDATE

The CDC reports that pornhub browsing helps you pass the time while on pandemic related house arrest, and it greatly reduces the chances of spreading the virus to…yourself…while fornicating

Author: Ken Gack

Rumors of Ken fornicating with himself while browsing Pornhub are greatly exaggerated! Are…mildly exaggerated. Are…exaggerated.

Umm…let’s just stick to our story…