Day 42
Dear Diary,
Disappointing day. Black Rifle Coffee Company turned me down on my suggestion for a new coffee blend. I think it was the name, they said they weren’t interested.
Well, actually, what they said was ‘Never contact us again!’
Personally, I think Anal Bean Blend, copyright Ken Gack, 2020, has kind of a ring to it.
I really didn’t think that was very apocalypsey of them.
“Well, actually, what they said was ‘Never contact us again!’”
* APOCALYPSE UPDATE *
The CDC reports that it’s not the way you rock.
It’s the way that you roll.
Author: Ken Gack
Ken did not model the sitck butt figure that graces this journal entry.
Also, it is unclear if the Black Rifle Coffee Company is pursuing a no contact order against Ken at this time.
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