Day 1,049

Dear Diary,

Well, my friends, I have an appointment with HR. 

Again…

“No, no, it’s not for my colorful expressions.

Again.

It was not my cultural language seasoning as I like to refer to it. Most people call it vulgar, some say I curse too much. 

No, no, it’s not for my colorful expressions.

Again.

It was not my cultural language seasoning as I like to refer to it. Most people call it vulgar, some say I curse too much.

[These people are not to be trusted.]

But again, that was not the case.

This time.

It all started when…

I asked Sausage to stand in for me on a Zoom call while I went to grab a cup of coffee. I assured her I would be right back. She said ‘sure’ and hopped right up onto my seat, put on my headset and took over the meeting.

A few Zoom calls later when I returned, I found her passed out, snoring right into the Zoom call mic

Author: Ken Gack

Ken does not recommend getting on a first name basis with your HR department. 

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