Day 1,015
Dear Diary,
It seems there is video of Stick Girlfriend’s car accident. Apparently there was an officer parked behind my wife’s ficus watching the intersection of the coffee table, where my sketchpad was lying open to Stick Girlfriend’s page, and the living room. They caught the whole thing on dashcam.
“Apparently there was an officer parked behind my wife’s ficus…”
I’m surprised, given the way she burned the tires when she took off, that she didn’t get a ticket.
She said the cop let her off with an ogling, and told her to slow her naked titties down.
Whatever that means.
Official Dashcam Video
After watching the video, the gnomes have been very concerned with her welfare. In particular they have been grilling her for the exact coordinates of the accident. They have been studying that video frame non-stop since the video broke.
Author: Ken Gack
The naked titty trick has never gotten Ken out of any of his (many, many) tickets.
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