Day 1,010
Dear Diary,
I was in a meeting earlier today when I heard the sound of crinkling paper. A moment later Stick Girlfriend exclaimed “Oopsies!”
A moment later Stick Girlfriend exclaimed “Oopsies!””
She’s fine, she’s fine, it was just a little fender bender, and that’s what we have insurance for, right? Now, though, I’m sure my premiums will skyrocket.
Maybe I can get her to make goo goo googly eyes at the gecko.
Author: Ken Gack
The repair estimates are rolling in, but Ken is wondering if the gnomes do body work.
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