Day 45
Dear Diary,
Wife asked why there’s a naked stick girl sketched on my note pad smiling creepily at me.
Told wife she was not smiling creepily at me, she is kinda cute.
Stick Girlfriend asked, “Kinda???”
Wife threw sketchpad at me, and is now giving me silent treatment.
Stick Girlfriend smiled at me. I think she likes me.
Tried sketching a smile on wife.
A black eye goes with my shirt anyway.
“Wife threw sketchpad at me, and is now giving me silent treatment.“
Author: Ken Gack
When asked about Stick Girlfriend and if the grass is greener on the other side, Ken was observed to begin fidgeting and eying his green sketching pencils.
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