Day 43
Dear Diary,
Stick Girlfriend is still giving me silent treatment. She was still upset with me about the whole TP fiasco, then she found my Book of Antisocial Tips. These tips, as I’m sure you already know, are incredibly effective. She actually threw the book at me when she got to tip 666, which I refer to colloquially as ‘the demon bitch from hell tip.’ Thank god it was not a hardcover copy.
“She actually threw the book at me when she got to tip 666, which I refer to colloquially as ‘the demon bitch from hell tip.”
“So, that is what you think of me?” She asked.
“Of course not!” I quickly replied.
“So it’s your other girlfriend who is a demon bitch from hell then?” Stick Girlfriend countered.
“No,” I again replied, not recognizing the (naked) booby trap.
“So you DO have another girlfriend, do you?” she asked in the form of a question, but obviously it was an accusation.
I was forced to take drastic action. I erased her copy of Tips and sketched a smile on her face. Now she’s just sitting there.
Smiling.
Giving me the evil eye.
Smiling.
I’m frightened.
…send help…
* APOCALYPSE UPDATE *
The CDC reports that Antisocial Tip number 666, The Demon Bitch from Hell tip, is highly effective.
Author: Ken Gack
Ken is, uhh, not actually, uhh, frightented…
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