Beardly Fiction’s Journal for the End of the World
Follow us as we document the collapse of society!
Disappointing day. Black Rifle Coffee Company turned me down on my suggestion for a new coffee blend…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 11, 2020
Stick Girlfriend is still giving me silent treatment. She was still upset with me about the whole TP fiasco, then she found my Book of Antisocial Tips. These tips, as I’m sure you already know, are incredibly effective…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 12, 2020
Gave Stick Girlfriend a cup of coffee as a peace offering…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 13, 2020
Wife asked why there’s a naked stick girl sketched on my note pad smiling creepily at me.
Told wife she was not smiling creepily at me, she is kinda cute…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 14, 2020
Rations running low again. Snuck out of the basement to forage. The apocalypse seems to be on a low ebb. Foraged my way to the local supermarket and ran into a zombie almost immediately…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 21, 2020
Things are looking bad today. Again. Mouth tastes like a bottle of tequila took a… leak…ed into my mouth…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
April 28, 2020
Drove my Chevy to the coffee but the coffee was dry.
“Something smells doggy with this adventure!”
Crap! Crap! Craaap!
Guys, Stick Girlfriend just caught me browsing Pornhub!
For a few hours.
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
May 8, 2020
Oops! Oh. Sorry. Uhh…let us know when you’re done…
“It’s purely for educational purposes!”
Well, my friends, we found out today that my wife’s Chiwawa puppy, Lady Biscuits, has an alter ego…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
May 19, 2020
Saturday. As we in the apocalypse business call it, International Deadlift Day…
Author: Ken Gack, the Ripper
May 23, 2020
